第一章 醒来就是恶毒女配

“唔……” headaches like splitting open, vision swimming in black and white like a dream. Lin Chen fluttered open her eyes, only to find herself staring at a ceiling that was suspiciously close, like she’d been hanged upside down and the flies were too lazy to buzz. “WTF……” She cursed internally, pushing herself up. The movement brought a wave of dizziness, making her stomach roll like she’d swum with lead weights tied to her feet. She puked, a small spray of phlegm wiping across the cheap hotel wall. Looked like she’d landed in dog shit. Literally. The air stank of stale cigarettes and something else… something rotten and old. “Okay, Lin Chen, think. Think fast. How do you not die in 3 seconds?” She patted her head, trying to recall anything, anything about the last thing she remembered. The last thing? Owling like a dying owl while being ripped apart by a bus? No… wait. The last thing felt like… like watching a movie in reverse. She was the heroine in some damsels-in-distress story, fighting off hordes of baddies to save the damsel. And she, Lin Chen, was the damsel.