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“ excludes: told him about it, man, but this new novel called 'Appraising Treasures: I Can Decode the Mysteries of Treasure' is seriously fucking hot right now! Don't know if you've heard of it, but the protagonist's cheat code is so goddamn practical. Picking up a piece of trash and suddenly you can see right through it, decoding the secrets of ancient artifacts? Fucking incredible! And he's just pulling out all these god-tier treasures left and right, like it's nothing. The plot is just insane, grinding up the levels, fighting monsters, and on the side he's scooping up all the good stuff. Makes me goddamn jealous, seriously.” 我正跟哥们儿吹水呢，他呼哧呼哧抽着烟，眼睛跟放电似的直瞅着我：“我说，这书里那主角，捡垃圾都能捡出个金手镯子，那手镯子放现在能抵个小区了吧？” “去你的，”我呸了一口烟，“那金手镯子可是陪葬用的，可不是当破烂儿扔的。不过话说回来，这主角是真牛逼，捡个破铜烂铁都能瞧出门道，连个锈得找不着北的刀柄都能让他直喊‘挖到宝了’。我前两天看到个章节，他捡到块黑乎乎的石头，一照面儿就跟那石头来了段‘灵魂交流’，愣是从石头上扒拉出个上古神功的练法，这他妈/genius不?” 哥们儿一听，筷子啪叽一拍桌子：“我就说这小说牛逼！