老王头唾沫星子还没落下，旁边就传来老李头咣咣的斧头声。那歪脖子桃树，枝杈歪七扭八，树干粗壮得得两个人合抱，就俩小嫩芽稀稀拉拉地挂着，跟真·活死人村似的。老王头眼珠子一瞪，唾沫星子拐弯抹角：“我说老李，你要是连狗都不如，就赶紧把斧头给我收起来！”

老李头抡起斧头，斜眼瞅老王头：“你那歪脖子桃树是圣人摸过，能结出金刚琢？我沓劈柴，碍你吃了啥没？”

俩人正吵得不可开交，远处传来噗噗噗的破空声。老王头和老李头一愣，抬头看去，天空一个黑点迅速变大，噌地一下就砸在歪脖子桃树旁边。两人对视一眼，默契地去捡各自的柴刀。那动静太大，怕是冲进来的黑马猴。

果不其然，只见一个穿着黑色皮甲的猴人，手里抓着俩竹竿，脚底下噗通噗通跑得飞快。猴人刚落地，就怒吼一声：“终止比试！这歪脖子桃树是你们的？”

老王头老李头一愣，随即把柴刀往地上一插，齐声吼道：“不是我的，是你的！”

猴人扭曲着脸，嘴里喷着火苗：“放屁！我gbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgbgb