第三章 打坐不如摆摊

林薇缩在青云宗妙音峰外门弟子住的竹屋檐下，看着外面瓢泼大雨发愁。吕小布，就是那个奇葩系统 syncing onto her body when she first stepped onto the sect grounds, wasTrying to activate its main function now. It was supposed to help her cultivate, but the ability it gave her was 'Hey There'. It could detect and analyze the emotions of the target and make witty remarks accordingly. "Hey There" was a popular chatbot app back in the previous era, known for its snappy comebacks and trendy expressions. Now, it was inexplicably attached to her, fusing with her soul to become a quirky personality. It enjoyed messing with people's minds, especially strong-willed ones. "Unfortunately, it's raining cats and dogs outside," rumbled吕小布, sounding grumpy as usual. "Which means no one's going out to set up shop. Not good, not good." 林薇 sighed. "小布，I need to go cultivate. My foundation is too weak. We can't keep relying on this 'Hey There' thing forever." "Hey There' thing? What thing?" asked吕小布, a hint of curiosity in its voice. "I'm the main function of this system. My purpose is to make you the strongest cultivator!"